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Happy Mother's Day! Shia LaBeouf says mom is "sexiest woman"

Under a headline that reads "Shia LaBeouf's Childhood Deserves an NC-17 Rating," Star celebrity magazine reports that the "Transformers" star tells Playboy in its June issue that his mom is the sexiest woman he knows.

"She's an ethereal angel," he says of his mother, a former ballerina. "Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."

In a candid (ya think?) new interview, LaBeouf reveals how his hippie mother would often walk around their home naked — even when he had friends over to play.

"The nudity was weird, especially when her friends came over," he tells Playboy. "All of them would just be naked around the house. That was strange for me, and it was really bizarre when my friends were there.

"You've got your little buds over, and Mom's, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She's in the middle of goddess-group time, where it's literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another's bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time."

LaBeouf also reveals how his parents were open about their drug use. "I grew up with a bunch of hippies, and marijuana was always around," he says. "Pot was never looked at as a negative thing. I could smoke it on holidays with my parents, and we were all good. I like pot. It has never been a monster for me. I can put limits on it. But I definitely saw from a very young age what drugs can do to you."

Report: Grossman to audition for UFL

According to a United Football League Web site, former Bears quarterback Rex Grossman will participate in drills in front of UFL head coaches.

The Web site quotes a Las Vegas television station, saying that another player, Graham Harrell, will also participate in the drills in a "pro day" in Las Vegas.

A representative from the UFL would not comment on the story.