I f***ing hate customers. I hate dealing with these middle aged losers and the only thing they can control or feel powerful in their pathetic little lives is to try to talk down or have power over the sales people they deal with. Oh, let me have you run in here, tell me why you are the best but I am going to argue with you about it for no reason. Oh and that info I need from you, I need it tomorrow morning.

Oh that pricing you gave me, it sucks. Cut it in half, stroke my cock and balls, and then maybe I will think about giving the deal to you. Thank you for staying up late and getting that proposal to me. I really appreciate it. But not enough to go completely dark on you for the next few weeks or give you the common courtesy to tell you if we are choosing your crap or not.

Thank you for doing everything I asked but I forgot to tell you, I dont want to buy anything now.

Oh sure Mr Customer no problem. But one thing before I go. Lick on ma balls. Yes you heard me correctly. I don't care if I get fired over this. Get on your knees so I can glare at your bald spot. Beg for mercy like life hasn't shown you. Open up wide cause I am gonna piss in yo mouf.

Oh what's that? You cant speak clearly with piss in your mouth? Well I don't care what you have to say. I would rather s*** on you like life has done to you already than deal with you anymore.