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This Polish dude should be ashamed of himself. Diving into a frozen pond. Blood.

Wed, 8 Apr 2009 16:46:09 GMT

Pissing on couple's shoes who were on date

Mon, 4 Aug 2008 16:04:53 GMT

So I went to Lollapalooza in Chicago this weekend. The lines for the portopotties were ridiclous and I had to piss...bad. So I decide to take the road less travelled and find some tree or something to piss on. I spot a stand up tall recycle bin that would provide some blockage to stand behind so I dont get busted. I roll up and start pissing immediately.

At the fest they had these bullshit mesh kind of see through fences to keep those who had tickets out of the park. As the first few drops start rolling out this guy behind the fence goes, "Dude there are people right behind the fence" As if that is going to stop me. I look over and there is at least 100 people within a 5 to 10 foot radius of my exposed cock and balls right outside the fence just sitting along the fence line.

The dude was there sitting on the ground with some girl he must have been on a date on. So I said fuck it, dick out and all, and I just continued to piss basically on his shoes (he was for sure getting sprinkled on if nothing else) and for the rest of everyone to see. People were booing.

I finished, zipped up and pretended I basically didnt see them or hear anyone.

Fuck em, that is what they get for not paying admittence. A free view of my cock and balls and a little recycled beer to boot.

Sharding in pants at party

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:05:51 GMT

So I was at a keg party and I was talking to this chick I was trying to score. The whole time I had to fart really bad. She walked away to go grab a beer from the keg so I saw my opportunity as no one else was too close so I let it rip.

But right then panic set in. It was juicy. This was no fart. It was a shard. I for sure had just shit my pants a little. Thankfully I was right by the bathroom. I walk over. Fuck! Someone is in there. For sure people could smell it if they came close. I am thinking "There is no way I am going to get this chick now and for sure I am now going to be known as Poopy Pants or something".

There is another chick in line to get in the bathroom. I am sweating I am so nervous. About 30 seconds later two girls come out of the bathroom. Hot, I wonder if they were making out. I pull a total asshole move and dart right past the chick in line. I could see her holding up her hand ready to call me an asshole. I dont give a shit.

I calm down a bit and assess the damage. I check my boxers and sure enough there is a little squirt. I start thinking what the hell am I going to do, flush them? What if it gets clogged? I see a window so I take off my boxers and launch them out the window and clean myself up. So now I am freeballing and clean. Crisis averted.

Now the party was at the house right next door to where I lived and my boxers would be visible to anyone walking up to my house, including my roommates. And the boxers were totally cheesy. They had hearts or some bullshit on them that a girlfriend had given to me and I was too poor to not accept. My roommates had seen them before and rightfully ridiculed me for them. So I knew that they would notice them. So I hang out at the party for another 15 mintues or so, go outside, grab my shard filled boxers, go into my house and thrown them in the washing machine.

What a fucking loser I am, I thought to myself